whatsapp statuses

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1. My Attitude is my born gift and nobody take from me.
2. It’s funny how people judge other’s mistakes while they also do the same thing.
3.  If you hurt my best friend, I will make your death look like an accident
4. Love yourself. Love your day. Love your life.
5. If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.
6. 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
7. People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. ;-)
8. )Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status
9. light travels faster than sound…that’s why people appear bright until they speak.
10. Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish
11. life is short…smile while you still have teeth.
12. we live in the era of smart people and stupid people.
13. The only tie success comes before work is in dictionary.
14. sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason.
15. a lie is just a great story ruined by truth
16. we men want the same thing from women that we want from underwear.Some support and some freedom.
17. A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
18. If I’ve learnt anything from mayans then it’s that  ..Not finishing a project is not the end of world.
19. I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.
20. When I actually die some people are going to get really haunted.
21. When I Show you a picture on my phone..don’t swipe left.don’t swipe right.Just look.
22. Hey,you are reading my status again??
23. I had to take sick day.I’m sick of those peoples.
24. Who care’s ?????………..I’m awsome
25. Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???
26. I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day ;)
27. Everybody is so happy….I hate that.
28. Some people should just give up at engineering( or medical) ………i have.
29. Don’t get a man(\woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.
30. When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!
31. In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.
32. A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!
33. My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”
34. It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper
35. WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
36. Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.
37. Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
38. Read books instead of reading my status!
39. Can’t talk, telepathy only!
40. I'm Not always right, sometimes I'm sleeping.
41. she will definetly call u honey when she needs money
42. If I’m wired with you. I like you.
43.  Behind this smile is everything you’ll never understand.
44. Love your girl like you love your Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.
45. I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
46. Insult and wife are somewhat similar....They always look good...If it is not yours
47. Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. Girl :)
48. Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
49. Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.
50. If you are player then I’m the GAME.

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